I ran to the gate as fast as I could, and closed it. I took out my weapons, and got ready to shoot the zombies. You will expect the zombies as slow monsters that slowly shamble to you, but trust me, this whole zombie horde for some reason was so fast. Right after I took out my weapons, they began knocking down my gate. “Hey dude, can I have some guns'' said the guy as the guy stood up. “Uhhh… Sure.” I answered him. I bought an extra Heroic Epee for healing just in case he gets injured, an Earth Spike Spell for the huge AOE and cluster bombs, and an Heavy Sniper Rifle. Dang it, I was saving up for an Anti-Champion Rifle, and I just spent half of it for this guy. “Dude what is your name?” I asked him. “My name is I eat dirt.” said the guy. Great. Now I just spent half of the gems for an Anti Champion Rifle for a noob. VERY NICE. I was thinking about how great my day will be when the zombies got into the gate. That broke me from my thoughts. I began shooting the monsters, but that IEATDIRT dude was just standing their looking at his phone. Oh great this day will be so great. I shouted “DUDE SHOOT THE MONSTERS MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” I asked the guy. “Oh. Ohhhh yeah sorry dude.” said IEATDIRT. Then instead of shooting the monsters, he began shooting at me. “DUDE IM NOT A MONSTER, PAY ATTENTION!” I shouted at him. “You look like one...” he said. “What are you saying?” I said as I took out a pocket mirror I kept to make sure I look cool once in a while. “Wha- why- how?” I didn’t know what to say as I looked at the mirror. Looking back at me was a green skinned monster that somewhat looked similar to me. “Shoot I have been infected, I have to go to the hospital. STAY HERE, and shoot the monsters NOW!” I said to IEATDIRT. “Oki” he said. That was when I noticed that I had no way out of here. I didn’t have any transportation, and I can’t just walk out of the front gate and let the zombies get me and my base. IM IN TROUBLE OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Ok guys, I am back. I asked IEATDIRT if he had a helicopter. He said he did surprisingly. I gave him 50 gems to rent it, but he didn’t take it. He told me he will give it to me for free, since I bought him weapons. “Thanks dude, Ima go now. See you...” I said to IEADIRT as I openned the cockpit door to the flying machine. “Oh how am I going to fly this?” I muttered to myself. I never learned how to fly an airplane or a helicopter. I'll just fly it like a car I thought. I tried to find the start button, but I can’t find it. So instead, I began frantically spamming all of the buttons because asI looked in the rear mirror, I became more green. Luckily, the helicopter engine started. Ok so now what am I supposed to do. How do I make it fly up? I thought to myself. Suddenly, right after I was thinking about it, a robotic voice similar to SIRI said: “Where would you like to go, sir?”. I said: “Please take me to the local hospital” I said. “Yes, sir. Shall I send an SOS signal?” the robotic voice asked? “No thank you.” I said. Then the Helicopter began ascending. “Route navigation to: San Blocksisco hospital.”
The helicopter went by forests and mountains. It has already been 34 minutes, and I haven’t arrived. What is taking so long? I thought. As we went through the forest, I saw the hospital. We began descending. “Route Navigation to: San Blocksisco Hospital 94117.” The Helicopter finally landed after 1 minute. I ran out of the cockpit as fast as I could, and went through the hospital doors. “DOCTOR!” I shouted. No one answered. Then I heard a groan.
I turned left towards the sound, and saw another zombie. “Wuahh!” I screamed as I jerked away before the zombie touched me. Surprisingly, the zombie didn’t attack. So I guess I looked really like a zombie. Anyways, I tried to find the zombie cure or whatever it was called.
I ran down the hallways looking for the medicine room. I found an ER, a room full of bloody hospital beds, a room full of: EWwww body bags, and a bunch of skeletons lied down against the wall down the hallway. This was the same place I went to in the Campaign game mode! Then I remembered where the medicine room was. I turned back, and went to the second door of the hallway on the right. Written on the door in huge yellow blocked letters was: MEDICINE ROOM. I went in and found myself in another ER room with lots and lots of cupboards. Now I had to find the one with the zombie cure. I went through the cupboards, and found Aspirin, Anti-Spider Venom, Anti-Creeper Venom, but didn’t find the Zombie cure. I went through the second cupboard. “Anti-Pig Venom.. What is that? Anti-Champion Venom, Anti-OneShotFourKills Venom… Hey that is my friends name!” I took the bottle of Anti-OneShotFourKills and threw it out the window. I forgot to mention that this whole building had over 100 windows. Anyways, I threw the bottle away, and look through the third cupboard. There was: Anti-hepi bottle. I threw that out the window too. I am a hepi fan. If you even knew what hepi is. There was also this bottle of air inside. I took it out and open the cap. I wheezed the air in. WHeEeEEeeezeeEe*. No just kidding. On the bottle was a label: Anti-zombie venom. I quickly used it. As I finished opening the cap, I tried shaking the pills out. That was when I noticed nothing was coming out. CRAP. I used one eye to look into the bottle, and there were no pills. “Nooooooooo” I screamed. I threw the bottle on the ground. WHERE ARE THE PILLS! I was so raged in anger that I took out my minigun and began shooting it at the cupboards and walls. And you know what happened? As I shot through the fourth cupboard, I found the pills. Like the bottle I found earlier, it had the label: Anti-zombie venom.
I quickly took out my bottle of water which I packed in my backpack at all times for emergency purposes. But wait a minute. The water was weird. It was slightly murky, and looked slimy as I moved the bottle around. The water looked filthy. It also smelled disgusting… Yuck xP. I threw the water bottle out of the window. Well thank goodness there were so many windows in the hospital.
Since I didn’t have water, I decided to try to swallow the pill without water. I shook a pill out of the container. The directions were: Children younger than age 2 ask a doctor. For children 2 or above, eat 1 pill.
The directions never said anything about having to eat 1 pill a day, so I decided that 1 pill will be enough. I took the pill, and swallowed it. Oh yes I swallowed a pill without water. Suddenly, my stomach felt weird. It hurted badly like I have diarrhea. What is going on? I thought. I decided to make sure I ate the right pill, so I went to check the bottle. Then I noticed that the sticker that showed: Anti-Zombie Venom was ripping off of a nother sticker. I ripped the Anti-Zombie Venom off, and found anothe sticker showing: Diarrhea Pill. Bruh. ***** **”
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Ok I am done. I just threw my diary on the ground and began screaming bad words. I needed to find where the REAL pills were.
“Hey. Watcha doing dere yung man.” said an old kind voice. I quickly turned around and saw a man. Probably in the 70s. “Um looking for something.” I answered. “Man I dink I know watcha want. Here, fullow me.” the old man said with a weird accent. I followed him down a hallway. “Im betcha dat you need da anti zumby venem.” The old man said as we walked. “Yeah I guess. How do you know?” I asked the old man while wondering how in the world he knew. “Yeh do look alet like a zumby y’know?” he answered. “Really?” I took out my mirror and looked into it. “Well I guess.” I said as we continued down the hallway, and made a hard left. I checked the mirror again. I was turning greener. Then I started freaking out. Oh no will I die? I thought. Will my family know? Will they miss me? Will my friends miss me? Ill miss my friends so much. How about my coins and gems? Where will they go? I don’t have any kids yet!
“Here we are,” said the old man, breaking my thoughts. I looked on the door and on it wrote: Laboratory. Why is it in the laboratory? I said my thanks and went in. The old man said, “Yung man. I haf to go. Remember, get de anti-zumby venom. It is in da syringe. Bye bud.” I thanked him again, and looked for a syringe. It wasn’t pills after all. Or maybe it was. Maybe they took the pills, and make it into a liquid so instead of eating it, you inject it into your arm. I walked around the laboratory. There were many syringes, but none were Anti-zombie venom. Anti-Spider Venom, Anti-Slime Venom, Anti-Ghost Venom, Anti-Zombie Venom. THERE IT IS! Inside of the syringe was some type of human skin colored liquid. It looked similar to an EpiPen, but the needle was longer, and it also looked like a syringe. I guessed that I should just use it like an EpiPen. I took the cap off of the needle. The needle was about 30 mm. I believe the EpiPen had a needle length of 15.2 mm. I decided to use it like an EpiPen. I put the tip of the needle in the middle of my thigh, and then clicked the top. It made a CLICK sound. Exactly like an EpiPen. I count down for about 3 seconds, and took it out. I quickly took out my pocket mirror, and checked myself. I was a bit green, but way less green than I was earlier. I looked at my hands, and they were looking more human. I guess I used the EpiPen looking anti-venom correctly. I was surprised at how fast the Anti-Venom helped me. I left the room, and ran straight towards the front door of the hospital, knowing that when my skin clears, all the zombies and monsters will chase me.
When I was about to leave out the door, I heard someone shout for help. It sounded exactly like the old man! I ran to the scream for help. I took out my weapons, and 3 cat spammed at the monsters. I found the old man slowly crawling away from the monsters. “Pleaze hewp me yung man!” the old man shouted. I can’t hold them off, as more monsters continued to come. There were about 500 zombies. I used my Earth Spike Spell. I killed 40 of the monsters yet 50 came in its place. Then I had an idea. I had 1000 coupons for buying over 50 guns in the armory. I was wondering which weapon to buy, but now I know. I went into the gallery. “Hewp more monstas are comeng! What are ye doing in de armory!” the old man shouted. I ignored the old man, and bought the Sly Wolf. “Yeh dats my boi.” said the old man as he realizes my idea. I took out my Sly Wolf, and asked him to follow me as fast as he can. I charged up my Sly Wolf, and sped off in the direction of the front door. I looked back to check where the old man was. He wasn’t behind me. “Hewp!” he shouted. I went back to get him, and carried him. I took my Sly Wolf, and dashed out of the hospital. I quickly closed and locked the front door from the outside. “Jeez, wHEeZeee” I panted. “Thenk ye yung man. Ma tyme has com. Forever I will sleep. Here take dis. It is a family hairluum. It is an ancient sword.” he said as he handed me a long sword. I studied the sword. It had a thin blade, and it was quietly humming. I felt lots of power in it. What was it? It felt more powerful than holding a mythical weapon. I turned around to thank him, but he disappeared.